11/10 top freezing action.
5/5
I'm no freezer expert, but I know when something is frozen, and this thing makes the stuff I put in it go all cold and hard, much like my father's attitude towards me after I dropped out of college.
On the negative side it's a poor replacement for a dog. The only tricks it can do are sit and stay and walks down the park are exhausting. I wouldn't recommend getting one of these purely for the companionship.
It's warm on the outside, cold on the inside and it doesn't argue back when I shout at it.